Hades Humor

  Burn your head

I ran all day in a shopping mall The security guards never caught me at all I'd eat your dog for a single dollar I'll eat your dog, I'll eat his collar

Ram my head through a cinderblock dinner tonight is my other left sock I'm so hardcore I cut off my dick I'm so hardcore I licked a tick

I stole a car and drove it off a cliff I forgot to jump out, but what's the diff? The only thing that happened is I lost both legs But hey . . . I look cool on pegs!

Drano, Drano, taste delight Go to bars just to start up fights I'm so hardcore I ate my lips I'm so hardcore I leave my teeth for tips

I ran into a nursery school I stole away with a "little jewel" I twisted his puny little mind I made him into my own kind

Pipe bombs are a man's best friend Find a window, toss one in I'm so hardcore I ate my eye I'm so hardcore I'll tell you why

I'll be dead by twenty-one So now's the time for havin' fun I'm so hardcore that I eat glass I'm so harcore I could teach a class

When I'm dead you let me rot Cause death's the only thing I've got I'll burn in Hell and laugh all day After life, Hell's a holiday

Put it out

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